Or, well, they can be; I don't know,
just saying, but, hey, I'm a modern
guy. Nothing much matters. That's
what modern's about, right? I'm
twirling your Columbian emeralds
from M. S. Rau Antiques. Nicely
done as earrings, the tag says they're
'surrounded by 8.96 carats of diamonds,
with platinum and 18 carat gold.' Yep,
real hum-dingers. Rau's is on Royal
Street, in New Orleans, Louisiana.
How'd you get them up here?