294. ONE FAST THING
One fast thing I
did learn was not
to dwell. They key
to operation was to
move swiftly - if
at all possible, dot
every 'i' and close
every case, but
move along. You
know that old phrase
about a 'one trick
pony' - it's got an
equivalent in people
too: the old cadger
who can't move
off-center from
the same old stuff
every time you
see him. The old
war guy, with the
same crappy story
about some heroics,
every time. The
bum in the street
with the placard -
'the End is Near!'
Makes you wish it
was. The first
thing that goes
out the window
is effectiveness.
-
I found that the
more I wanted
NOT to believe,
the more I always
ended up believing
- in God. A very
special God, but
God nonetheless.
Not the God inside
all of those hundred
churches I'd pass.
They seemed
everywhere,
and for all I
knew each held
their own separate
God-version,
sacred to their
own laps and
pews and clientele.
I didn't mean that
one - Mine was the
out side of things
and place. It had
not yet invented
the concept of
'walls'. Whatever
that may have
been, it was mine.
I met lots of
people, with
numerous and
different variations
on their shades of
'religion.' All still
lost and locked.
It didn't matter
to me. The weirdest
NYCity guy I ever
met was that
Rarleighbourne
Fischbein guy,
'Negotiator For
Extraterrestrials,'
as his card read.
He was a trip -
and I've already
told the story so
I won't go and do
it again. Yet. Suffice
it to say that, through
him, I did meet two
real extra-terrestrials.
Life-changing stuff.
Everybody's got a
God. Yes sirree Bob.
-
At New Jersey Appellate,
way before all this,
we used to get -
because our printing
racket there was all
legal and court stuff
- the subscription
deliveries of a
few interesting
(but boring as
all get out too)
publications that
always fascinated
me. I never knew
why, but they did
- the 'Journal of
Commerce', which
was a sort of NYCity
legal compendium
of trades and
balances, status
and current lawsuits
and things, of
thousands of
companies, as
listed and profiled;
another one called,
I think, just 'Shipping
News,' which was
an enormous log
of all ships and
freight and cargo
and cruises due
in or out of the
various docks
along New York's
and New Jersey's
piers and waterfronts
- tonnage, times
of arrivals or
departures expected,
carrying capacity,
available space
left for outgoing,
personnel and captains
and all, etc.; and,
lastly, as I also
can recall, the
'New Jersey Law
Journal,' which I
think came out of
Hackensack or
Newark, maybe
Trenton, I forget,
and of course, in
its purview covered
all or as much of
New Jersey's legal
activity as it could
- cases upcoming,
docket numbers,
locations, courtroom
expectations, attorneys
involved, legal issues,
steps to be taken,
expected arguments
and speakers and
lots more. Totally
fascinating - a
person, if really,
really crazy about
this stuff, could
probably schedule
a life around going
to court cases,
hearing arguments,
watching ships
coming and
going, knowing
who's on board
to sail to LeHavre
or Liverpool,
whatever. There
used to be things
I'd buy, up in
Nyack, at some
little crazy
bookstore there,
called the
'Train-Spotter's
Guide' - sort
of the same thing,
but for trains.
There were
crazy cases back
then, guys who'd
go Dubuque or
Cleveland just
to see, witness,
or photograph, a
particular train,
the DD40, say,
running the Ohio
Corridor that June, or
the Helm-Boiler-Honey,
some huge black
train that ran the
Colorado mountain
passes. It was all
like that - trains,
law, boats, and
the rest.
-
It was funny,
sometimes,
about me. Ideas
would sweep
right through
me; things of
which I was doing
or caught up in,
would take me
over. Take NJ
Appellate: there
was a month or
so there that all
I wanted to do,
mainly because of
it, was be a lawyer.
Yes, completely
ridiculous, but I
checked everything
out, options, what
was needed, etc.
The Law School
at Rutgers, fortunately,
became my undoing -
doing a lot of the
printing for the school
there, and delivering
it, I got a good look
at those kids who
were there, all their
fussy, nit-picky
ways and outlooks,
and it just hit me
- no way Jose.
Same thing
happened, after
the seminary,
briefly, about
wanting to
'convert' to
being Jewish.
I suppose if
I'd done jail
time, I'd
have wanted
to become a
jailer, or if I 'd
met a bus driver,
maybe that.
Who knows.
Too bad I
never met
a gigolo.
-
One guy I did
meet, through
St. George Press,
was a local
Woodbridge
newspaper
publisher, a
real singular and
courageous guy,
until the end,
when he'd gotten
a bit soft and
wimpy, and
comfortable too
with all the local
big-deal cronies.
There was a time
when he'd have
ripped all those
guys up, in print,
but by the end
he'd rolled over.
Anyway, his name
was Larry Campion.
His paper was
the weekly
'Independent Leader.'
And it was, too.
His building and
press plant and
typography offices
were right there
by Woodbridge Oldsmobile
and that tavern I
wrote about in the
previous chapter -
one building over,
off Rahway Ave, and
on Green Street, I
guess it's called. It's
all gone now, all, no
trace. As is my friend's
Paul's grandfather's
shoe-repair shop
which used to be
there. It's all now
a Quick-Chek and
a cruddy parking,
and near to it is yet
another closed
down big bar,
crossed, at the
street, by some
ridiculous Walgreens
and the train station.
-
You'd never think
much of this
situation - small
town newspaper,
a weekly. But Larry
had made all this
into some sort of
real county-wide
force. New Brunswick,
and even Trenton,
was where he went
for all the dirt. The
local town halls
and meetings too.
He had one or two
cub-reporter types
he'd send around.
They'd gather info,
send him back
the germ of a
story, and he'd
do the rest. He
had the connections,
and he really did
know the stuff,
from the inside-out.
I think it was later
on, his daughter took
over, I'm not sure,
and then it was gone
Big relief to the
'town fathers', who
mostly specialized
in promiscuity and
breach-births anyway.
Larry had a grasp on
all the shady deals
that were going on
- he'd say stuff like,
'Don't listen to them,
that's just what story
they're saying or
putting out, for
the little people.
They believe
everything,
and they eat it
all up, if it's done
right. They knew
all about this 5
years ago when
it was paper-plans,
in the beginning
stages : what land
to buy, who was
holding, how
high the break
was. They even
knew who was
going to say no,
and what they'd
need to do to
break his opposition.
If you ever need
to find an honest
man, don't look
in the town halls,
here, or anywhere.
They wouldn't be
in place right now
if they weren't
getting piles-full
of money.' And
then he'd start
with names and
whats and hows.
Fascinating stuff.
I always felt
beholden to
secrecy, mainly
for his sake -
bullet in the brain
kind of stuff.
Larry was a
keeper. He
knew the
meetings, and
who gaveled
what, who had
this or that buried,
and what this or
that really cost,
and was still
really costing
and who was
on the take -
or most rather,
who wasn't. It
always amazed
me - things
like paving a
lot, or
updating some
old township
truck shed or
something -
$650,000 for
like a $15,000
job, if done
commercially.
And then all
the overlapping
names - the
paving company
and the roofer,
amazingly
always had
something to
do with someone's
last name or family
or in-laws. Purchase
contracts and
dollar deals -
police cars,
tow trucks,
plowing. He
was amazing.
The Independent
Leader, as well,
covered all that
low-down crappy
local stuff - high
school sports teams
and sports-decisions
and conferences,
schedules, colleges
and local prospects,
weddings, funerals,
movie listings,
etc. Right down
to the most silly
Elks bake-off
or bowling league.
(The Elks had
a women's
bowling league,
a few teams
of wives and
daughters and
(probably)
girlfriends too,
which called
themselves the
'Two Lips' League.
Wasn't that cute.
I always immediately
thought of something
else when I saw
that, but I ain't
telling about it
now). Larry would
scoff, laugh and
say something
about 'getting
the bills paid too.'
By the time I got
to Saint George
Press, some years
later, Larry was
still around and
was now on
top of the
entire election
machine ballot
business. I
worked with
him on these,
two or three
elections a year
- big elections
and the small,
April ones,
primaries and
budget questions
and things.
The old kind
of mechanical
voting machines
would get this
long strip of a
heavy card
stock, something
like 3/4 of an
inch by 14 inches,
thereabouts.
Each candidate,
by name and
all that, had
to be printed
(letterpress)
and it got slid
into the
appropriate
slot then, at
the voting
machine
warehouse
in Roosevelt
Park. And then
the machines
were trucked
out, all loaded,
to whatever
appropriate
voting locations
they went too.
It was tedious
printing, real
crap. Budget
questions,
requested
allotments
for new fire
trucks,
ambulances,
building
refurbishments,
up-datings, etc.
(all these local
emergency-service
people were
hog-wild for stuff).
Larry was good,
detail oriented,
knew all the
things necessary
- and all the
while he'd rattle
on to me, almost
non-stop, about
something he'd
'just found out,'
or an issue that
was 'getting
buried.' It was
some great times,
to put it awkwardly,
and I don't think
they make them
like Larry Campion
anymore. Sometimes,
I admit, I wish he
was even tougher,
or I wish he'd
had offered me
a job - I would
have jumped at
the chance to
be all he wasn't.
Anyway, that's
all gone now,
that whole street
and corridor,
and replaced
with a bunch
of junk. Larry's
long dead, and
I don't know
where they
stuck him.
Only two other
local notables
I ever met came
even close to
him : a real
boffo-cranky,
pain in the butt
local historian
(I think she was
also a teacher
around, in one
of the high
schools) named
Ruth Wolk -
a real crusty
piece of burnt
toast, gung-ho
Americanism
booster, American
Legion essay
contests, and
Vietnam War
stuff; and a guy,
from Perth Amboy,
constantly running
for something,
anything, (always
losing), and always
in attendance at
the Perth Amboy
Council meetings
and such that I
had to attend to
cover for the
Star-Ledger, as
a stringer.
Bill George.
Ruth is dead;
not sure about
Bill George;
last I remember,
about 1998, he'd
gotten hit by a
car somewhere
along Amboy
Avenue. Since
then, I just don't
know - but
he'd be getting
a'pretty old too,
by now. One last
thing - being a
voting machine insider,
so to speak, as I was,
I always wanted to go
in to one of those
machines, at my own
voting place, pull the
drawstring curtain (they
had them then, for privacy
as you voted, and pull out
of my pants-leg a hidden
one of those question strips
- typed up with completely
ridiculous questions
instead, or even just
gibberish, a close to-the-real
question, with like the figure
of $10 instead of $380, 541.00
for something, and slide it
in, in place of the right one,
which I'd leave with. I was
always willing to bet no one
would even have noticed, and
we'd have passed some
crazy new approvals.
thing - being a
voting machine insider,
so to speak, as I was,
I always wanted to go
in to one of those
machines, at my own
voting place, pull the
drawstring curtain (they
had them then, for privacy
as you voted, and pull out
of my pants-leg a hidden
one of those question strips
- typed up with completely
ridiculous questions
instead, or even just
gibberish, a close to-the-real
question, with like the figure
of $10 instead of $380, 541.00
for something, and slide it
in, in place of the right one,
which I'd leave with. I was
always willing to bet no one
would even have noticed, and
we'd have passed some
crazy new approvals.
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