Sunday, May 1, 2016

8110. TOPPINGS

TOPPINGS
Yeah, ordered the pizza. The bottom was
easy, then the guy asked about toppings.
I had a hunch. As it turned out, the pizza
got too heavy and I couldn't carry it out.
I said 'Goodness, happiness, peace, wit,
knowledge, understanding, kindness, love,
charity, patience, and real human warmth.'
They looked at me like I was a freak, and
just said, 'Um, OK, but please take it to go.'

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