UTILIZE THE MAILMAN
Utilize the mailman, America. Put his ass to
work. Send yourself letters with postage due.
Make sure it's return-receipted and registered too.
Get the best insurance, get those signatures returned.
Make sure the postage is paid, hell, send it next
day air. What the hell, put his ass to work.
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Drop molasses in the corner mailbox,
so when he comes, it's sticky. Get his bag
and hands all wet, make him walk his ass
off, pissed to be so sure obscure on what a
sunny day. Annoy the fucking bastard.
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Utilize the mailman, America. Send him rain or
snow or sleet or frigging radiation samples in
a large brown envelope. Staple everything and
leave the ends unturned. Cut and pinch his nasty
fingers. Make the mailman wiggle, dammit...
earn the pay he's getting.
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What the hell, put his ass to work!
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