273. STEADFAST IN ARMOR

STEADFAST IN ARMOR
The man was a Grecian urn.
The man was a knight in armor.
The man was a Reading Gaol.
The man led the life of a dog.
The man was a principled matter.
The man was a calculated risk.
The man was a flying fortress.
The man was at the top of the list.
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The man was nothing to speak of.
The man was as dull as they come.
The man had the wisdom of Solomon.
The man was amazingly dumb.
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The man was a whistle-pot kettle.
The man was a vat of iron.
The man was a barnyard favorite.
The man was a real pond-scum.
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The man had a way with words.
The man held a gun aloft.
The man put the gun to his temple.
The man blew his head right off.