FIFTY DEGREES
Arriving in time for the payoff,
the man in the dark suit sat down.
He was wise to the ways of the
manor. He'd traveled to Luxemburg
and was just getting back; still
adjusting to being back home.
Nearby, the man and the woman
from India were ready for him.
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They walked to his face and said
'You're under arrest, for praying,
and for touching yourself'. They
showed him bogus cards of a
police ID. He said, 'It's the sign
of the cross; I wasn't 'touching'
myself.' In anger he called 911.
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The Indian man in his meticulous
suit said 'Did you just call 911?'
He said 'Yes, I did' - and then
he punched the lady in the face.
Nothing happened at all.
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The cops arrived, and said 'You may
have just ruined the payoff, and
jinxed our plans for this project.
Sir, please come with us,
and do not resist.'
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