912. SASS SQUAD

SASS SQUAD
Quasimodo Alkalai and
all the rest. A guy walks into
a bar, throws his ashes on the floor
and says 'who says you can't be in
two places at once, that's what I want
to know?' Bartender looks up, says,
'Buddy, are you dead or are you alive,
and who's gonn'a pay for your drinks?'
The whole place then erupts into a
Hallelujah chorus. The dead guy seems
to slip away. At that point, flipping
a coin, I decided I didn't care which
way. And, therefore, why then
should you?
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Straphangers everywhere
need to beware. Mad killer
on board, better take care.
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Let's hear one for the needle, boys;
I've still got the marks inside my
arm. 'It's my first day on the
job,' she says, 'it's going
really slow.'