Sunday, March 7, 2010

776. MARSHMALLOW DOCTOR

MARSHMALLOW
DOCTOR

He carries a flexible cane that
bends when he walks with it.
Makes no sense to me.
He's such a quack he
should be shouldering
a duck. His wife, when
I see her, is always in a
dark green coat made
of horsehair (they say)
from 1881. Back when
horsehair was really
good, I guess.
No telling what
money will do.
-
When she walks
away, she too
looks like a
horse's ass.

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